Люблю игру слов.
Например:
"Yesterday is a history. Tomorrow is a mystery. And today? Today is a gift. That's why we call it a Present."
Или более анекдотично:
"В иммиграционной службе:
- Name?
- Abu Dalah Sarafi.
- Sex?
- Four times a week.
- No-no... male or female?
- Male, female... sometimes camel."